Director: Michael Bay. Cast: Shia Labeouf, Megan Fox, John Turturro. 150 min. Rated PG-13. Action/Sci-fi.
OK, Michael Bay has completely lost it. After a good start ("Bad Boys", "The Rock", "Armageddon"), he's forgotten that in the old days, explosion after explosion after explosion were fun when they were in the context of a story - not because the explosions were the story. Although the only reason to watch this is to watch the special effects in a theater (which means if you haven't already seen it in the theater, don't waste your time on the DVD), two and a half hours of the madness is still too much.
Mo says:
OK, Michael Bay has completely lost it. After a good start ("Bad Boys", "The Rock", "Armageddon"), he's forgotten that in the old days, explosion after explosion after explosion were fun when they were in the context of a story - not because the explosions were the story. Although the only reason to watch this is to watch the special effects in a theater (which means if you haven't already seen it in the theater, don't waste your time on the DVD), two and a half hours of the madness is still too much.
Mo says:
