Director: Todd Strauss-Schulson. Cast: Kal Penn, John Cho, Neil Patrick Harris, Danny Trejo, Elias Koteas, Patton Oswalt. 90 min. Rated R.
This is exactly what the title says: a disgusting visceral Harold & Kumar movie, a Christmas movie, but worst of all, a 3D movie. Literally, it's a movie with a story centered around every opportunity to create a 3D extravaganza. For the chance of a road sign to be hurled at the audience, a road crash scene is implemented into the script; for the opportunity of cocaine powder balls to fill the screen, a drug cartel shootout scene is created; and so on. This is the lamest 3D movie you can imagine, targeted to the brain dead. Steer clear.