Director: Rob Marshall. Cast: Johnny Depp, Penélope Cruz, Geoffrey Rush, Ian McShane, Keith Richards. 136 min. Rated PG-13. Adventure/Fantasy.
I saw this just three weeks ago (albeit on a trans-Atlantic flight), and all I can hardly remember is a youth potion, lots of evil mermaids, and Johnny Depp being funny. No question that the shelf life of the Pirates franchise has long expired.