Director: Nick Cassavetes. Cast: Cameron Diaz, Leslie Mann, Kate Upton, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Don Johnson, Nicki Minaj. 109 min. Rated PG-13. Comedy.
There was only one reason (actually, two reasons) this movie was made, and that is fully illustrated in the trailer. So I just saved you two hours of your life. You're very welcome.
(Believe me, I was on an overseas plane, and had nothing else to watch.)