Annabelle (2014)

Director: John R. Leonetti. Cast: Ward Horton, Annabelle Wallis, Alfre Woodard. 99 min. Rated R. Horror.

A terrible prequel to James Wan's truly scary movie, The Conjuring. The horror cliches are overflowing, the acting is simply annoying, and the Child's Play possessed doll plot is so stupid, at one point I was laughing wholeheartedly (I'm referring to an elevator scene where Satan, yes, Satan, growls like he's burping). There's even a Paranormal Activity leg-pulling scene in there. Yeah, that cliche.

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