Director: Steve Carr. Cast: Kevin James, Keir O'Donnell. 91 min. Rated PG. Comedy.
Sometimes you're watching a movie, thinking: Which studio executive thought this screenplay was "good"? Who thought money should be invested on this? Watching Paul Blart, I literally had that feeling every five minutes. These are the movies that have a devastating effect on people's intelligence. These are the ones you feel embarrassed for even placing the disc in the DVD player. Stay away from this movie if you're concerned about your offspring's gene pool.
(PS: This movie was given to me as a gift. I hope whoever was kind enough to do so isn't reading this!)